Mom and Juliet had a sleeping contest to see who could sleep the longest.
"I bet I can sleep for an entire night!" boasted Mom.
"Even though I'm only three weeks old, I bet I can sleep just as long as you can," said Juliet.
So they started to sleep. In the first night, both Mom and Juliet slept for about 45 minutes. Winner: nobody.
During the next night, they both slept about 2 1/2 hours. Juliet won because she merely matched how long Mom slept; however, they both still have a lot of training to do before they can take on the champ, Dad, who holds the recognized family record.
Pictured: Mom and Juliet in training
holy shit. this is genius. r, we should have a intercontinental sleeping contest for dads. just think how proud our wives would be if we slept eight hours straight!
ReplyDeleteStudebake, I agree. Let's begin tonight. Stay tuned for another posting on this subject...
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